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Day off for Peavey - 30th Anniversary

The Great Gildersleeve · February 7, 1951 · 29 min · 4,128 words

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It's a cold, wintry morning in Summerfield, and the great gilder sleeve is in no hurry to get out of the house. Yeah, I think I'll just sit by the fire a minute. You at the heck.

No use trying to warm up the car until I'm warmed up myself. Look at the frost on the window, Oc. It looks like palm trees. Uh, palm trees. Did I see the morning paper, Maundry?

Oh, of course, Anki. Yeah, thank you, my dear. Even Broncos in Nohury to get to work this morning. Well, there's no very good day to show real estate, Marge. The prospects might be a little cold towards it.

I call out. Oh, Bronco. Oh, brother. Hey. You all right? Don't you think you should be shoving off for school? I'm in Nohury either. Look at these cars buried in the snow back in New York.

You think I'll turn to the local news? Vital statistics. You just think it is. You soon have your name in here. That's right, Mr. Giller's sleeve. In about two weeks we'll have a little vital statistic.

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