Hayride

The Craft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder's Leave. The Great Gilder's Lave is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company. Have you heard the news about Craft's new cheddar cheese?

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Well, what's with the great Gilder's sleeve? There's usually a woman in his life, and this time it's the attractive widow who's recently moved to Summerfield, Doris Dowlrenple. At the moment, the great man is over at her house, popping the question.

Will you, Mrs. Dowlrenple? Please. Well, alrighty. Eeee. You've made me the happiest man in the world. Yes, I'll accept Mr. Gilder's sleeve. A hayride sounds like loads of fun. Oh, it will be. All the jolly boys and their wives and their sweethearts are going.

I can hardly wait until next week. I've never been on one before, Mr. Gilda's leave. What do you do on a hayride? Well, we've read a big wagon from the livery stable. Right out to the woods.

It's beautiful out there this time of the year. Then we build a campfire, roast weenies, and sing. Oh, is that all? Well, there's the ride home at night under the harvest moon. Won't it be a little chilly?

Chili? Well, if you get cold, you could put my overcoat around you. Of course I'll be in a tooth. Isn't that cute? And so all week long our water commissioner's cup has been filled to overflowing.

She... The days have slowly passed, and now at last it's the evening before the happy event. for the happy event. We find our pudgy lathari, all returning home from the office. Shine on, shine on harvest moon. Up in the sky. Well, hello everybody, the water man cometh.