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Disappearing Christmas Presents

The Great Gildersleeve · December 8, 1948 · 29 min · 4,012 words

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The craft foods company presents Harold Perry as the great Gilder sleeve The great Gilder sleeve is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of parquet margarine millions of women all over America Sir parquet because it tastes so good. Why parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much Do you market do you get some parquet?

Home again, home again, try it someday. You like it, you love it like millions who say it. They're flavorless margarine meat. P-A-R-K-A-Y, P-R-K margarine made by Kraft. Well, it's early evening in Summerfield, and we find the great gilder sleeve tiptoeing up his pork steps with a twinkle in his eye and Christmas packages in his pockets.

Hope I can sneak in the house house and hide these presents without the little family catching me so far so good buddy in the little room just birdie out in the kitchen I guess I think I can sneak by the stairs without her seeing me yes bird birdie please what man look you see you got lying John no birdie just

some Christmas presents I want to hide them oh sounded like you had nine John Oh my goodness, nothing, Marjorie. Apparently I am Leroy. I guess I'd better put this off after dinner. Why does everybody want to catch Santa Claus?

Well, little baby, you seem to enjoy romping down here on the floor. But baby, we better get up. It's almost your bedtime. Yeah. The baby I have to hide knows presents from the kids. That may be, but I've been down here long enough.

Oh, but you look so comfy flat on your back. Put it up on your knees again. Yeah, I like to watch you slide down and bounce on your stomach. And you know. All right, it's one way to settle my dinner.

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