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Happy Moving Day

The Great Gildersleeve · May 21, 1952 · 29 min · 3,975 words

The transcript of “Happy Moving Day”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast May 21, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This condition is always most evident when the family begins to stir in the early morning hours. His niece Marjorie is busy dressing Ronnie and Linda, her year and a half old twins, helping her husband Bronco get off to work.

Leroy is getting ready for school, Bertie is bustling about the kitchen, and the water commissioner is gingerly picking his way about the house like a pedestrian in heavy traffic. Right, George, I could use another hour's sleep.

I wonder why the twins have to wake up at five o'clock every morning. Isn't that little Ronnie? Maju, just have to break him of yelling through my keyhole like a Comanche Indian. Oh, brother. Well, I guess I can't blame Ronnie if he has a Comanche for a father.

Well, where's my other shoe? Just trying to make myself heard above the roar of the family. You did? Where? Where's my other shoe? When the wort downstairs? Oh my goodness, the shoe is as big as she is.

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