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Hayride

The Great Gildersleeve · December 28, 1949 · 29 min · 4,485 words

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The Craft Foods Company, makers of craft, Collevy Foods presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeves. The Great Gilder Sleeves is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company, makers of the famous cheese food, Velveeta.

Everybody goes for Velveeta's rich yet mild cheddar cheese flavor in snacks and sandwiches and in hot dishes. And Velveeta you know helps apply important food values from milk. It's as digestible as milk itself. That's why smart homemakers keep Velveeta on hand regularly to spread or slice and to melt for grand economical hot dishes.

Tomorrow, get Velveeta the cheese food of craft quality. Well, it's dinner time at the Great Gilder Sleeves house. The water commissioner and his little family are gathered around the dining room table. Mmm, that smells good. Wonder what they're having.

The great Leroy's going, Marge, we're high, aren't going to have anything. What an appetite. Leroy, where's the fire? I got a hurry, Uncle, I only got one more day. One more day? Well, slow down, my boy.

We may have a couple of meals around here in 1950, you know. Okay, there's a good New Year's resolution for Leroy. Have better table manners. Well, that's a capital idea, my drink. Yeah, well, March could make some resolutions, too.

Since she got engaged to Bronco, she's goony. Leroy? I'm not paying any attention to him, hunky. No, kid, not when she came downstairs this morning. I said, hi, Marge. She didn't say anything. She kissed me on the forehead.

Well, what's wrong with that? She got lipstick on me. Had to wash my face to get it off. With soap. What a calamity. Since she got engaged at Bronco, she acts like she's crazy or something.

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