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Leila Back in Town - Sidney Tuttle

The Great Gildersleeve · January 7, 1953 · 29 min · 4,294 words

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Well, it's a typical January evening in the city of Summerfield, and striding down the main street is the familiar figure of the Water Commissioner. Commissioner. There's a lot of bounce in his step these days because, since meeting the attractive Miss Grace Tuttle, his cup of happiness is overflowing. Trouble is, there's a drag

in the bottom of the cup and the person of Miss Tuttle's brother, Sidney. I don't understand how a wonderful girl like Grace can have such a spinder for her brother. Well, every rose has his thorn. I'm not going to let her stick me for any more money. I guess I better stop in Pee-Bees and get some cigars.

Sydney smoked my last one. Hello, Pee-Bee. Oh, I don't know if you notice me. I'll be with you in just a moment. Take your time. And down. Two dozen aspirin, one and a half goes to bubble gum.

What are you doing, Pee-Bee? Taking in with our metagoes, Liam. Five rolls of sterile gauze, two bottles of pancas, panacea. These panacea's been around here for years. What's it good for, Pee-B? Well, they say it's a nerve medicine, but nobody around here has had nerve enough to try it.

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