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Congressman Gildersleeve

The Great Gildersleeve · October 22, 1947 · 29 min · 3,533 words

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The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder's League. The Great Gilder's League is brought to you by the Kraft Foods Company makers of that famous quick cooking macaroni and cheese Kraft Dinner.

Kraft Dinner cooks fluffy light in only 7 minutes and every bite is delicious with cheddar cheese flavor. It's economical too. Get Kraft Dinner for money-saving main dishes. Remember the name craft dinner a craft quality product It's early morning and everything is quiet in the Gilder sleep household up in his room the great man lies peacefully on his couch

wrapped in silent sleep well almost silent Doris down Mmm, I feel good this morning. Wonder why?

Yes, sir, I feel wonderful. Ah, where are my slippers? I wonder if the children are up. Mmm, why do I feel so good? Mmm.. hmm... hmm... hmm.. hmm... hmm... hmm... hmm... Lei Royve... Lei Royve...

Yea... Time to be up and doing OK De.. de caricat de Time to be up and doing D-d-d-d-d-d, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Donkey, please. Eeeh... Mmmmmm.

Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. No. Now, where'd I put that toothpaste cap? Oh. Oh. Down the drain. Well, there's a lot of them down there. Nii-uh.

Wonder if I could get by without a shave. Ehe. Let's see. Eh, mirror is all steamed up. Better clean it off. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Who's that? Is that me? Hee. Look terrible.

What's that? Another gray hair? Ouch. Hee. Limes under my eyes. I'm getting old, alright. Huh? What a morning. Peevey.

Yes, Mr. Gownes thing. Give me another Coke. Do you think you should, Mr. Gownes, leave your pantry all right? I don't care. Give me another Coke. All right. But if you don't mind my saying so, I didn't know you were an early morning drinker.

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