Halloween Party

The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder's Leave. Heeeeeeee. The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you by the Kraft Foods Company. Tonight, we have special news for you. Kraft presents a new cheddar cheese.

It's called K-brand Natural. K-brand is cheddar cheese at its best. Finest quality cheese from the standpoint of both flavor and texture. Listen for the exciting story of K-brand Natural later in the program. It is written that men of genius have that capacity for losing themselves in their work.

At the end of each month, the great gilder's leave loses himself in the pile of water bills. And helping him get lost is his secretary. Bessie, Bessie, come in here. Did you call me Mr. Gilder's leave?

Your name's Bessie, isn't it? Yes, sir. Oh, then you did call me. Bessie, I've been looking high and low for that list of turn-ons. Where is it? Turn-ons? Yes, you made it out this very morning.

I did. I'll say one thing for you, Bessie. You've made a place for yourself here in the water department. Oh, thank you, Mr. Gilda Sleeves. You've misplaced so many reports since you've been here, you've made yourself indispensable.

Thank you, Mr. Gilda Sleeves. Don't mention it. Now think, Bessie, where is the list of turn-ons? New customers. Oh, new customers. It's right. You're on your desk, Mr. Gilda Sleeves. Oh, uh, uh, uh... Do you want me to read them?

Yes, I'll check. I'll check ready right ahead. I'll start with the A's now you're thinking busy. Adkins Jane's. Adkins Jane's. Closs and Henry L. Closs and Henry L. Dow Rimple Mrs. J. W. Dow Rimple Doris Doris. Doris. Oh did I say Doris? Yes sir.