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Appointed Water Commissioner

The Great Gildersleeve · October 18, 1942 · 29 min · 4,796 words

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The Craft Presents, The Great Gilder Sleeves. The Craft Cheese Company, who also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night, present each week at this time Harold Perry is The Great Gilder Slee written by John Whedon.

You'll hear from The Great Gilder Sleeves in just a moment. Likely is not, you've all heard and read a lot about margarine lately. You see, margarine is a wholesome spread for bread our government recommends in our national nutrition program.

But if you haven't tried margarine for the last few years, you'll certainly be pleasantly surprised when you taste parquet margarine, the delicious vegetable margarine that's made by crack. Parquet margarine is made to the same high standards of flavor and quality as craft's other famous food product.

Parquet's flavor is so delicate and appetizing you'll be proud to use it, as a spread for bread, a flavor shortening for baking, and for panfrying too. Try at once and see if you don't agree that Parquet Marjorren's delightful satisfying flavor is just bound to please.

And another thing, Parquet Marjorren provides important nutritional elements. Vitamin A and food energy we need every day. So don't just ask your food dealer for Marjorren, ask for Parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet Marjorren made by craft.

Now let's join our friend the great Gilder Sleeve who has been carrying on a feud recently with the water department. Two weeks ago he got up a petition complaining about the water pressure, but all the action he got out of Commissioner Clannahan was a large hole dug in his front yard, which has

been there ever since. This morning we find him at the barbershop where he's gone to carry his fight to the people, while Floyd takes a little off the sides. Yes sir? I told him Clannahan I'll give you exactly 24 hours.

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