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Leroy the Beekeeper

The Great Gildersleeve · April 16, 1952 · 29 min · 4,244 words

The transcript of “Leroy the Beekeeper”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast April 16, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Spring, the season when enterprising young fellows like Leroy are busy lining up work for the summer. It's also the season when enterprising older fellows like the great Gilda Steve wish they didn't have to work.

Oh, what a balmy day. Hi, George, I've got a good notion to take off and go to the baseball game. Shouldn't you be at the water department, Anki? Well, Marjorie, I might just end the mayor of Telegram, saying I've gone to visit my sick grandmother.

What if the mayor happens to go to the game? We'll just sit together and talk about our sick grandmother. Oh, Anki. Yeah, I think I'll go to the game and take Paula. She likes baseball.

You know, I'll run across the street and ask her. She'd like to go this afternoon. I got it. She'll give you a date after you stood her up the other night. Marjorie, I didn't stand her up.

I had a good reason for not filling my engagement with Paula. She said it was a very silly excuse. What's so silly about staying out at the reservoir all night fixing up Sniffster Valve? Well, it sounds a little lame to a woman.

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