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Gildy Considers Marriage

The Great Gildersleeve · March 10, 1948 · 29 min · 3,862 words

The transcript of “Gildy Considers Marriage”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast March 10, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft food company presents Harold Perry as the great Gilder Sleeze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The great Gilder Sleeze is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of Parquet Margarind.

Every day millions of women all over America serve Parquet Margarind because it tastes so good. You market to market to get some parquet Home, get home, get dry, it's too big You market to love that fact you need to say The favor is Marjorie Lee V-A-R-K-A-Y Parquet Marjorie made by Kraft Now let's see what's going on in summer fields

Long since the lights of our little city have been blinking out like retiring fireflies But a light and good fellowship grow brighter and brighter above Floyd Munson's barbershop at the Jolly Boys Club. Good day!

I'll let you sound like a tugboat in the shower. Now, Commissioner. Oh, oh, oh. Ew. Everybody sounds better than a shower, huh, Pete?

Yeah, all right. Well, you say, guys, right? Yeah. I take cubbed bags. Start another one, Floyd. One with a baritone lead this time, if you don't mind. But it's getting late, isn't it, Commissioner? No, let's sing another.

There is a cavern in the car, in the car. No, no, PB. Not that one. Well, here's a best song of a riff. Oh, good. Great. Oh, fool. As I speak of my love, my broken.

See, nothing like a good song. What's next? I'll lose how it's just looking at my watch. It's after 12 o'clock. It is. That song.

But, boy, it's early. Yeah? Well, I gotta have a steady hand with Maraisa tomorrow. Let's go, Chief. Oh, for PB. You wanna sing some more, don't you? Well, right. This is PB to think about.

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