Water Department Calendar

The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder Sleeve. The Great Gilder Sleeve is brought to you each week by the Craft Foods Company. Craft, you know, are the makers of the wonderful new craft, pasteurized processed cheese and slices.

Those perfect slices of extra mellow tasting processed cheese that are formed, then wrapped and sealed for you right in the spick and span craft plant. plant. You'll find them in your grocery's dairy case. Eight fine slices in every neat package.

Those packages really are neat and they hold eight delicious slices. Look for them when you shop tomorrow. Those neat square packages marked craft-diluck slices. Well, the great Gilda sleeve considers himself a very lucky man. He's head of the water department, of a happy little family and he's headed for home.

I judge it's always nice to get home on a cold winter evening. Yes, after a big dinner there's nothing like sitting by the fire with your little family. Yeah, look at those two snowbirds huddled together.

Say, after dinner I think I'll go over and sit by the fire with Captain. Oh, listen to those little birds cheap. That's snowbird Thompson's sister. Well, I'm not going to get trapped by that siren's call this time.

Buddy boy you! Hello there Vicki! Since you and the family were over at my sister's for Sunday dinner and that's been over a month ago. You have? I hoped you'd be giving little Vicki a ring.

Yeah I did. I phoned you the next evening. But you were out here. Oh, well I must have been spending the evening at the library. Who was taken out that wasn't a book? Why didn't you call me again?