Gildy's Blade

The Craft Foods Company, makers of Craft Quality Foods, presents Harold Perry as the Great Dilder Sleeve. The Knights Program is a program of special importance because it contains big news for you from the makers of Parquet Margarine.

We can't tell you now what the big news is, but just keep tuned to this program. You'll hear all about it before the show is over. Now the Great Dilder Sleeve brought to you tonight by Parquet Margarine.

That's P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet margarine made by Kraft. It's well the great gildest leave has been pretty busy. They leave what was getting ready for margaries wedding at all. But tonight, he said all problems aside, Donned his blue-sared suit and went down to walk his pretty nurse, Catherine Milford, home from the hospital.

Yeah, man needs a road map to find his way around these hospitals. Let's see. Catherine said she'd meet me on the third floor at the intersection of therapy and pediatrics. Hello, Catherine. Hello, Catherine. Hello, Catherine.

I'll be just a few minutes. I want to help Dr. Olson with some X-ray pictures. There's a waiting room here if you'd like to sit down. No, I'll just wander around. I'll meet you right here.

Yeah, I'll be here. Helping Dr. Olson again. Him and his darn X-ray camera. I hope he gets foggy negatives. I wonder why they leave all the doors open here. You can see right in the rooms.

That guy doesn't look very sick. Flying in there reading the paper. I wonder what he's in for. He sees me. Hello! How do you feel? Hmm, what a dirty look. There'll be something wrong with his liver.