Fire Bells Are Ringing

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Well you never know what to expect when a boy at D.Z. Parker. Sometimes it's pieces of string, marbles, tin foil, keys that won't fit anything and some things you can't even identified. But this afternoon when the great fieldist lives nephew Leroy emptied his, there was a roll of electric wire, a dry cell battery, and a cast-off light switch.

And for the last couple of hours he's been pretty busy. Now attach this other wire to the switch and snip it off. Let you do it. Leroy! Yeah, Bernie! What have you up to in your open bin?

What makes you think of up to something? Card is so quiet in here. And I know you ain't doing your homework, or you usually have the radio going full blast. You up to something. Verde, I got the whole house wired.

All I have to do is flip this switch. You gonna blow it up? No. I'm gonna have some fun with us when it comes home. Come again? Why don't you ask the door, Verde? My land.