Fourth of July Speech

The craft foods company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gildest Leave. The Great Gildest Leave is brought to you partially transcribed by the craft foods company. Craft makers of the one and only Miracle Whip salad dressing.

We say one and only because there just isn't any other salad dressing like Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip is different and it tastes different. Miracle Whip tastes so good it's become the most popular salad dressing ever created.

More miracle whip is sold than the next 20 leading brands of salad dressing combined. Try it. Make your salads better tasting with the one and only miracle whip. The Great Gilda sleeve has never plunged into the sea of matrimony, but he does like to dangle his toes in the water once in a while.

A few days ago, he met a Miss Gloria McKinley, manager of the complaint department at Hogan Brothers. He hasn't had a deep there yet, but this afternoon, he has persuaded her to let him drive her home from work.

Accordingly, we find him parked in front of the store with his motor running. I better leave it running too. That policeman in the corner has his eye on me, and I'm parked in a loading zone.

Well, I'm waiting to pick up a pretty little package. I judge I want to make a good impression on her. Should have washed the car. I didn't notice Leroy written in the dust in the hood.

Oh well. You killed it! Uh oh, Judge Hooker. You would have to show up. You killed it! You're in a loading zone. I know it, Judge. And your motor's running. I know that too. Why don't you turn it off before it boils over?