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Gildy Protects Hooker from Mona

The Great Gildersleeve · January 30, 1952 · 29 min · 4,503 words

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The craft food company makers of Parquet Marjorin presents Willard Waterman as the great Gilder Sleeves. Each week at this time the great Gilder Sleeves is brought to you partially transcribed by the craft food company.

What do you say when you want to describe the freshness of something? Maybe you say it's fresh as a daisy or fresh as new moon hay. Well, another expression you could use is fresh as a pound of Parquet Marjorin.

Every pound of parquet your grocery sells is really fresh, and that's the reason it always tastes so good. Parquet is made by Kraft, who has been creating quality foods for almost 50 years. Their long experience in making America's favorite cheeses and salad dressings plays a very important part in making parquet such a good tasting, fresh tasting margarance.

Craft makes parquet a fine farm product, and then it's rushed to grocers by refrigerated trucks. Each package is flavor dated, so stocks can be regularly inspected. That's why crafts can guarantee that every pound of parquet is at its flavor piece.

Tomorrow when you go shopping, pick up a package of good tasting, fresh tasting parquet margarine. In most markets, you can get parquet in handy yellow quarters ready for the table. In any package for any use, parquet is the only margarine that brings craft quality right to your table.

Remember, P-A-R-K-A-Y spells parquet, the margarine made by craft. Well, for a good many years now, the great gildest leave has devoted one night a week to the Jolly Boys Club. A quintet originally organized for the purpose of indulging in little barbershop singing and since held together by a strong bond of friendship and old piano wire.

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