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Today, for instance, he left the water department with a little early and walked home in the brisk automare working up a healthy appetite so he could enjoy a hearty dinner. And did he enjoy it?

You bet. Oh yes indeed. That was a fine steak birdie. Thank you sir. Nothing like a good porterhouse. Yes sir. And the vegetables were perfect too birdie. Yes sir. And birdie. Yes sir. If there's any of that dessert left, hide it from Leroy.

I'll be ready to take it on about midnight. Oh well, birdie give it to Leroy. Yes sir. He's a growing boy. I've split it with you. I'm growing up and you're growing sideways. Well, what the heck?

I can still make the pretty girls turn their heads when I pass. Which way do they turn them? Oh, my boy. Any mail today, Bertie? Yes, sir. Feel the study on your desk. You're fine.

I guess I'll light a cigar. And I've gotten onto them. The city treasurer hadn't had a new baby. They were friendly. You know, let's see.