Gildy the Athlete vs Doc Olsen

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about this sensational offer by Kraft Parquet Marjorans. Now, like most old grads, the great Kilda sleeve gets a touch of football in his blood this time of year, so he sneaks away from the office occasionally these crisp autumn afternoons to watch Lee Roy and and the boys tossed the ball around at junior high school.

Another reason for visiting the school at odd hours is his interest in the principal, Miss Irene Hijaw. You guys, George, these four old days take me back to the time when I was checking a football.

Say, there's Irene. You want to see if I can walk down the athletic field with me? You know Irene! I'm a low-class mornin'. Yeah, I was just on my way to the athletic field. Care to come along?

Well, I was on my way home, but it's such a lovely afternoon. Yeah, come along and then I'll drive you home. Well, that'll be very nice. Good. You're very fetching today in that new suit.

Thank you. Don't walk so fast, Dr. Horton. Yeah, I forgot. That's one of those tight pencil swim skirts. You can't cover much territory in that, can you? Well, it would be a handicap in a hundred yard dash.