Watch Trouble

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You'll love the way it tastes. You'll love the way it spreads. But the law of averages doesn't seem to apply to the great gilder sleeve and his nephew Leroy because the boy usually gets what he wants.

Well, let's see. This is October 15th. Then comes November 15th. Then December 15th and 10 days after that. Gosh, Bertie, I can't wait till Christmas to ask him for a new watch. Well, Leroy, what about the birthday angle?

Gosh, I've had three birthdays this year already. But you only got away with one. Yeah, but I gotta get a new watch. Wish me luck, Bertie. Boy, you don't need no luck. Ever since you was born, you've been knee-deep in four-leaf clothes.

Did you have a good day? Well, it was rather hectic these days, my boy. The mayor's been calling a lot of conferences in City Hall. Yeah? You have a high level of top drawer stuff.

Big brass, you know. Yeah, I haven't thought of you, Aunt. You're a top brass. You realize I'm about as brass-y as they come. Mmm. I've been waiting all day to get in this chair. Well, just relax, Aunt.