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Mae Home from Vacation - Engaged
The Great Gildersleeve · July 22, 1953 · 30 min · 4,016 words
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Well, in Summer Field this evening, there's a little breeze sifting through the trees, and soon the moon will be rising, and all in all it looks like a romantic evening. But It means nothing to the great guilty.
Since his girlfriend's been away on vacation, the water commissioner has been bobbing around aimlessly like a cork on his own reservoir. So did I do. How will I pass the time? You're gonna stay home again tonight, Uncle?
Yeah. I have a hard day at the office, Leroy. Think I'll go out and lie on the hammock. Catch the breeze. You shoot the breeze all day and catch it at night, huh? Oh, my boy.
You're kind of lost without your girlfriends, aren't you? Well... Too bad Miss Tuttle and Miss Kelly both took vacations at the same time. Leroy, that doesn't concern me one bit. I can get along without girls.
Oh, sure. Besides, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Your line's just a little weak, huh? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Young man, I haven't missed either one of them enough to even think about replacing them. Why is Miss Kelly coming home?
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