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Gildy and Grace Tuttle

The Great Gildersleeve · January 28, 1953 · 30 min · 3,442 words

The transcript of “Gildy and Grace Tuttle”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast January 28, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft foods company presents Willard Waterman as the great guilders' lead. The great guilders' lead who brought to you partially transcribed by the craft foods company. A great discovery has been made at salad dressing headquarters.

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Recently, he stopped dating Grace Tuttle to get away from her bothersome brother, Sidney. But like a bad penny, Sidney turned up again when Leela Ransom came to town and has developed into quite a revival.

Fine dinner, birdie. Thank you, sir. You ate the hurry. Are you going to have him tonight? Yes, I'm taking Mrs. Ransom to a movie. Yes. Well, the feeders will take her out, shouldn't he, Wilson?

Any more coffee in the pot, birdie? Yes, sir. We've got a lot of coffee, Ench. What's this? What's the place you've been going? You might fall asleep in the movie. Leroy, your uncle ain't gonna fall asleep when he's sitting next to Mrs. Ransom.

Hee hee hee! No, indeed. No kidding, Neil. When you look at the pictures, please, you don't mind. I'll start clearing off the table. You're all right, Bertie. I'll finish my coffee in the other way.

Yes, sir. You go on somewhere early. Yeah. I don't want to keep Mrs. Rankle waiting. Well, that's right. She won't get there before Sydney does. I'm just punctual by nature, my boy. Hey, why don't you take the dog with me?

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