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Gildy and Sidney Help Leila

The Great Gildersleeve · January 14, 1953 · 30 min · 3,029 words

The transcript of “Gildy and Sidney Help Leila”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast January 14, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft food scumptain presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gildest Leave. The Great Gildest Leave has brought to you partially transcribed by the craft food scumptain. Are you using the new salad and cooking oil that was perfected in salad dressing headquarters?

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lighter-bodied craft oil when you're shopping tomorrow. They say competition is a healthy thing. If so, the great gilga sleeve should be in the paint because Mr. Sidney Tuttle has been giving him plenty of it since Leela Ransom came back to down. One way of pulling ahead of Sydney is to sport a new automobile.

Really? Ready? Come and see what I've got. Where's the siren, Mr. Gil's Lee? Siren. You bought it from the fire chief, didn't you? Well, it's red hot, but I didn't get it from the fire department.

You're in the office with you. Hey, I haven't bought it yet. You haven't? I want to see if everybody likes it. We like it. That's them, Jerry. Will it fit in the garage? When you have a car like this, Bertie, you usually park it out front where everybody can see it.

The man said I could take it for $500 down and $92.46 a month for three years. Wow. The sitting. Everybody hasn't seen it yet, my boy. Well, she's there. Around the corner and let Mrs. Ransom.

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