Trying to End Aunt Hattie's Stay

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After a week of such stern domination, the great Gilda Sleeve and Leroy find it difficult to keep smiling. No, Leroy. It isn't that she'll be here forever. Let's be cheerful. I'll wait till she leaves. Then I'll be cheerful.

No, my boy. She keeps the shades pulled out all day. I feel like I'm living in a coat closet. Well, I'm going to do something about this dark house. Yeah, I'll watch it, Ench. She hates noise.

Yeah. It's a little dark in here. I wonder if we shouldn't raise the shades. That would be a good idea. Well, will you take care of it? Leave why would you like to do it?

Not me. Birdie, let's not pass the buck. Let's raise the shade. This is my house, you know. Yes, but you ain't giving the honest. Oh. Yeah, I'll raise the shade. I'm not afraid. You got to do it all?