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Called in by the IRS
The Great Gildersleeve · June 4, 1947 · 29 min · 3,677 words
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The Craft Food Company presents Harrow Perry as the Great Gilder's Leave. Me? The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you by the Craft Food Company, makers of Far K. Marjorun.
Every day millions of women all over America serve Far K. Marjorun because it tastes so good. To market, to market, to get some parquet. Home again, home again, try it today. You like it, you love it like millions who say their favorite margarine is...
...RK! RK margarine, P-A-R-K-A, why it's wonderful! It all started this way. Gullis Lee's nephew Leroy arriving home from school found himself at loose ends. Then under a rose boy, she spied an old chewed-up golf ball.
I'd leave he picked it up and started bouncing it against the porch Bouncing and catching it till suddenly Tragedy struck That's all I'm just gonna tell you I'm sorry Bernie. I didn't mean to I don't care. I'm gonna tell him that's all I make a fine lemon pie that your uncle's favorite and study here in the panty to crew and the fire get the meringue off to it
You got to bust the window all over it. Look at that. That's all I've been back for tonight. Just move on Oh gosh, I didn't mean to have no other windows in the house. You got to go bust this little thing?
Oh gosh, I ain't no youth talking. I'm going to tell y'all, go back, go. Just go tell him. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell him. You might be telling yourself, because if you don't, I will.
Yes, sir. I'm going to tell him. I will too. I'll tell him. Gosh. Oh. Oh, here he comes. A hunk. Just turn in the yard. Now you stick right here with me, Leroy. Then he'll go into parlour and read the paper and cool off for a while.
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