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Evening with Miss Piper

The Great Gildersleeve · April 2, 1947 · 29 min · 4,510 words

The transcript of “Evening with Miss Piper”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast April 2, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft foods company presents the great Gilder sleeve It's the great Gilder sleeve starring Harold Perry brought to you by the craft foods company Makers of park a margarine and a complete line of famous quality food products You know folks ask me sometimes how I come to be a barber Floyd they say to me, how'd you ever come to be a barber?

Well, I tell them all the same thing. It's a chance to study human nature. I ask you, were you going to find more human nature than you get in barbershops? Well, it comes in, hangs up his hat and coat, takes off his vest, and just collar and tie, climbs up the chair and sits down and relaxes. That's human nature in the roar.

So are you telling a story if you heard one lately and you're off? After you've been barber in a you learn little things. For instance, a guy comes in that don't need a haircut anymore and your uncle jaked. It's bald. You can bet that guy has got something on his mind besides a haircut. Like Gilles leave the other day. Well, the guy was in only the week before

and got the works. But here he comes again and asks me to give him a trim. Well, I remember I was working on Dr. Needham at the time. Dr. likes his a little on the long side with no clippers in back. Well, Gilles leave come in and the two of them were talking back

and forth there. A pleasure to see you Mr. Gillis Lee. A pleasure to see you, Doctor. Although I could wish that we met less often in barber shops and more often in church. You know how this doctor, my intentions are always good. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.

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