Dancing School

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Mushing home from work through the sloppy streets of Sommerfield, Gilder's Leaves comes to a street corner where he finds his neighbor Mrs. Bullard, for a large puddle of slush. That's once the gentleman comes out in it.

Oh, Mrs. Bullard. Mr. Gillis, please. Better let me help you across there. Allow me. Oh, thank you so much. But don't get your feet wet. Don't worry. Just give me your hand. But you're standing right in it.

Don't worry. I've got rubbers. You've got a good grip. Now don't be afraid. When I say jump, you... Hold on. Hold on. Let go. Hey, she... Have you got your balance? Yes, I'm safe. I think perhaps we'd better go down to the next corner and cross there.

Yes, I guess we'd better. Pretty sloppy going, isn't it? Lucky thing I came along. By the way, how's Mr. Bullard? Haven't seen him lately. Oh, Rumson is fine. Oh, that's good. And little Craig. Well, we're having a little trouble with Craig.

Oh. It seems Miss Coughford is starting up her dancing classes again. I want Craig to go. I think it's time he started, don't you? Oh, very important for a boy, yes. I sent Leroy a couple of years ago.

That's just the trouble. You know how Craig worships Leroy and imitates him. Well, it seems Leroy has informed Craig that dancing school is a lot of nonsense. Oh, he has, Ezzy. Craig, flat, they refuse us to go. I can't do a thing with him.