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Leroy and Craig Arrested

The Great Gildersleeve · March 17, 1946 · 29 min · 4,432 words

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The craft foods company presents the Great Gildersley. Yeah. It's the Great Gildersley, starring Harold Perry. Brought to you by the craft foods company. Makers of a complete line of famous quality food products.

Mine, you're late for Saturday. Don't tell me you've been working all afternoon. Yes, I've been working. Bestie sprained a risk yesterday and couldn't type. So I had to finish up a lot of letters and things myself.

You look tired, Enki. Do you want me to get your slippers? No, thank you, my dear. Might just slip off my shoes, though. Hey. Poor Enki. Would you like Rudy to make you a cup of tea?

Well, that might not be so bad. Hey. What's up? Now, you stretch out on the sofa, and I'll see you about the tea. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Oh, it feels good to wiggle my toes for a change.

Give him a chance to breathe. Mr. Gills, ladies, that you? I thought I heard somebody come frothing in. Yeah, it's me, buddy. He's terribly tired, Bertie. Could he have a cup of tea? Oh, right away.

I've got the kettle on the stove. Thank you. Eh, eh, eh. Something you wanted, Bertie? Well, yes, or there was, but seeing don't feel so good I can say he's gone. Thank you, Brady. Yes, I figure why I keep a man when it's down. Man, it's all raw out don't want to hear no bad news. Yes,

right. No sir, I ain't got no use for people come running with news of trouble. That's way some folks do, but not Bernie. Yes. Get your rest Mr. Gail sleeve and I'll You just forget about that leaky roof till tomorrow.

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