Ben Returns from the Navy

The Craft Food Company presents The Great Gilder's Leaves. It's The Great Gilder's Leaves, starring Harold Perry, brought to you by The Craft Food Company, makers of Farkay Marjoron and a complete line of famous quality food products.

Now let's join The Great Gilder's Leaves. He has battled his way through Christmas and New Year's. He has forced himself back into the routine of work at the office. He has savored the bliss of the children's return to school.

to school and now comes Saturday a nice bright wintery Saturday. Oh hello, I'm see I didn't know you were here. Yes, my dear, I live here. Has the mail come yet? I couldn't say I haven't heard anything.

Well I might just look anyway. Hmm. Yes, come. Ugh. Well, where is it? Of course what? The mail. Oh, there wasn't anything for me so I just left it in the box. in the box.

My dear, you've got to learn to be more thoughtful of others. You've got, is it just a bunch of bills? That's all. Then let them lay. Okay. Looks like a leaf mouth, it'll February. I must rest less than as a willow, and I'll win the star.

I must jump here as a popper on a sous. Yes, he's here, Bertie. Excuse me, Mr. McPherson, you're doing anything? Well, yes and no, Bertie. I was trying to read the morning paper. Yes, sir. Where was I when you ain't doing anything?

I wonder, could you fix my electric iron? Iron? What's the matter with it? I love you. Oh, cord burned up. Well, I don't like to fool with electrical things, Bertie. Dangerous. But I'll take it down on the man, let him do it.