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Christmas Eve at Home

The Great Gildersleeve · December 23, 1945 · 29 min · 4,632 words

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The Craft Food Company presents The Great Gilder Sleeves. It's The Great Gilder Sleeves starring Harold Perry, brought to you by The Craft Food Company, makers of Parquet Margarind and a complete line of famous quality food products.

Well, it's almost here. Only one more day, and there isn't a kid in the whole country old country who looks forward to it with more eagerness than gilderslee. Here comes the great man now plotting up the front walk to his home. He's a little weary, a little out of breath, but his eyes are how they twinkle, his dimples are merry. And what a

load of the parcels he's got right up to his chin. He can't even get hold of the doorknob. Bernie, Bernie, quick help me here, Bernie. Mr. Guillsey's all in Yeah, grab some of them. Would you, Bertie? Grab the top ones.

I got them. Let's go with your chin. Oh. Yeah. Where can we hide these, Bertie? Where the kids won't find them? Gosh, I don't believe there's a spot in the whole house that we're all into and out of all day long.

How about the cedar chest up in Sewing Room? Him and Piggy were playing light-booking that yesterday. Life-booked? Yeah, they wanted me to fly over and drop the rations. But I told you. I just told my two visits to do any flying. I got other things.

I got other things to do. Send it. Side sign. Oh, yeah. Well, let me see him. Oh, I know. In the wood closet. Oh, that's no good, Bertie. Leroy's supposed to check that every day and make sure it's filled.

That's one of his regular duties. Mr. Gilson, I could put a seven-layer cake in that closet and it would be safe for a year with chocolate frosting. And it would get to me. I put it in there.

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