Leroy Suspended from School (diff open and close)

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Now let's see what goes on in the home of The Great Gilder's Leave. Leroy, it seems, is in the dog house. He got himself suspended from school, and he's been sent to bed without any supper.

It's a big gift. Oh, Lady MacKenzie. I wish I'd told her what I really thought of her. All right, so I'm suspended for a week. What am I supposed to do? Blast out Koreans? Ha!

You got a kid doing school last late in the way, and I'm outside playing. Not bad. Yeah, I'm going to like this. That's what he thinks. The next morning at breakfast. Leroy? Yes, huh? Out in the garage, Leroy, you will find a mess.

I want it cleaned up. I didn't do it, huh? I got it, stop it. Nevertheless, you will clean it up. Yes, sir. I want every tool in its proper place. I want those broken flower pots removed, and I want it swept out.

I want it spotless. You understand? Yes, sir. Somebody spilled some paint in there, too. I almost stepped in it. Not me! You will clean it up. You understand? Yes, sir. Fine, sister. Having done that, my boy, you will repair it to the cellar.

There you will take all the kindling and stack it neatly in the corner near the cold bed. When you finish stacking the kindling, you will proceed to remove all that junk You scattered around down there. All of it.