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Leroy's New Teacher

The Great Gildersleeve · September 9, 1945 · 29 min · 4,824 words

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Because Leroy, school starts tomorrow, and I want you to get to bed early. You need your sleep. Store up a little energy, my boy. You can't learn arithmetic without energy. arithmetic? I ask you. What good is arithmetic gonna be to me in later life?

a arithmetic is of great practical value. I use it every day. I must have learned just about all the arithmetic there is. I've been studying it all my life. Why can't I quit school and start getting the benefits?

Leroy, let's not have any more of this nonsense. You'll go to school tomorrow whether you like it or not, and you'd better decide to like it. Well, we'll see about that. But before we do, here's a special message from Kraft.

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