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Going to Grass Lake

The Great Gildersleeve · September 2, 1945 · 29 min · 4,746 words

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Crab presents The Great Gilder's Sleeve. Yeah. It's The Great Gilder's Sleeve starring Harold Ferri in a new season of fun for everyone. Brought to you by Crab, makers of Parquet Margarind, and a complete line of famous quality food products.

No, Leroy. No, no, no, no. For the thousand and once time, no. Do you get it? No. What did he say, Leroy? He said no. Where is he? I'm in the front porch on the swing. What's he doing?

What do you think he's doing? Just lying there. Let me try him. You stay here. Well, it looks as if they were closing in on Uncle Throckmorton, but before they corner him, here's a special message from Kraft.

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Now let's return to the great gilder slave where we left him taking his ease on his front porch, stretched out comfortably in the swing. He's got the oil this thing, it's sweet. Anki darling. Yes, my dear. Anki, mind if I sit down?

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