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They'll hear from The Great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment. Now let's join our friend The Great Gilder Sleeve, When we meet this evening, as a member of the Summerfield School Board, in this capacity, he's attending a meeting of the Parent Teachers Association and the Auditorium of the Summerfield Grammar School with Miss Eve Goodwin as chairman.

Meeting, he says. Well, it would be a meeting except that so far nobody but guiltlessly would miss Goodwin have showed up. What time is it, Throckmorton? Time. 8.15 Eve. What time is the meeting supposed to start?

At eight. Wouldn't it be awful if nobody came? It would suit me fine. I'll tell you what, Eve. lock the doors right now so nobody can get in. Brock Morton, what on earth's floor? Then you and I could play school.

Yeah. Still think. I'll be the naughty boy and you make me stay after. How about it? Oh, don't be childish, Brock Morton. Childish? Don't you even want to know what I did that was naughty?

I wrote something naughty on the blackboard. All right, what was it? I love teacher. Yeah. Please, can I stay after school, teacher? No, Brock Morton. Go home and ride out the multiplication table 50 times.

Yeah. Let's get out of here. Even nobody's coming. We know Judge Hooker's coming because we announced him as our principal speaker. We sent out over 200 postcards. Announcing Judge Hooker would speak? Of course. Well, no wonder nobody's here.