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Raising a Pig (AFRS)

The Great Gildersleeve · April 1, 1945 · 29 min · 3,526 words

The transcript of “Raising a Pig (AFRS)”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast April 1, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The great Gilders please Special rebroadcast for all you soldiers sailors and Marines of the United Nations listen to another amazing episode in the life of the great Gilders leave Now what of the great Gilders leave well there's a little ceremony that go through a Gilders leaves house every now and then it starts before breakfast

And it goes like this. Oh my goodness here he comes Let's have it buddy. Let's have it. Is he waiting Leroy? Let that cover Leroy. Big boy. Now Leroy. I don't see why you can't tend to these things. You should have carried this out last night.

I'm out of the way. Nobody does any work around here with me. Here, grab hold. Give me a hand with this. Hey, wait! Come on ahead, Leroy, and tell him to wait. I'm back to wait!

I've got all day. Yeah, come to see how big he is. Leroy, get down off of there. I told you not to climb on wagon. I saw you. Come on, come on, let's have that say it.

Yeah, I'll see you right there. He's... Sorry to keep you waiting. I forgot it was Thursday. I got it was thirsty. They all forget. Hey, wait a minute. I can't accept this. What do you mean?

What's the idea of putting tin cans in the garbage? Listen, are you gonna tell me how to run my garbage? I can't accept it. Well, I like to know why not, because we feed that stuff to hogs.

You wanna kill them? Now, just a minute, I'm a taxpayer here. No tin cans, no paper, no bottles. That's the rule. Listen, brother, I'm a taxpayer, and you're working for me. I'll thank you to keep the civil tongue in your head.

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