Transcripts › The Great Gildersleeve
Aunt Hattie Stays On
The Great Gildersleeve · February 18, 1945 · 29 min · 4,382 words
The transcript of “Aunt Hattie Stays On”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast February 18, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
Transcript
Craft presents the Great Gilder Sleeze! You bet! Craft Cheese Company makers of Park A. Marge, you're done a complete line of famous quality food products. Presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeze. Craft brings to the Great Gilder Sleeze every week at this time.
Written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore with music by Claude Sweet. We'll hear from the Great Gilder Sleeze in just a moment. One of those Lenten time foods we like to welcome back are hot cross-buns.
In our house we take them hot out of the oven, and so is that white crisscross icing trickles over the golden brown crust. We like to break the buns open and spread on plenty of delicious parquet margarine.
Oh man, they ever taste good, spread with parquet. You ask buns, biscuits, bread and rolls all taste extra good when you spread on parquet margarine. The flavor is so fresh, so delicate, so satisfying. And remember, parquet adds extra nourishment to your left and meals.
is one of the finest of energy foods. And it's fortified by craft, you know, so that every pound contains 9,000 units of vitamin A. So by parquet, the nourishing spread that tastes so good. P-A-R-K-A-Y, parquet margarine made by craft.
Yes, craft makes parquet. What the hell? You got the accentuate the positive, E-lim, my nates the negative. Well, guilders leave appears to be in fine spirits morning and uh... pretty fair boys what's more than any way he's up before daylight and his bathroom shaving yes believe it or not the clock stands at ten to seven
mercury stands at two below zero the cold and stand three quarters empty in his bank account stands eleven dollars overdrawn what is he care and you a positive he lim m i n eight nicholas uh... come in right here What's going on?
Read the full transcript with Potato Plus
99 more paragraphs, about 28 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listThat was the 60-second preview
Keep listening with Potato Plus: every episode, on demand, from any moment.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listAll The Great Gildersleeve transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive