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Plastic Mouse Trap - Banker's Son

The Great Gildersleeve · September 24, 1944 · 29 min · 4,750 words

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Craft presents The Great Gilder Sleeve! The Craft Cheese Company makers of Parquet Margarine on a complete line of famous quality food products presents Harold Perry as The Great Gilder Sleeve. Craft brings you The Great Gilder Sleeve every week at this time written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore with Music by Claude Sweet.

We'll air from The Great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment. You know that there's a spread for bread that's made by Craft and that it's called Parquet Margarine?

Well, sure you do, most everyone knows that. But you know why this spread for bread that's made by craft and is called parquet margarine tastes so good? Well it's that fresh, delicate flavor that makes parquet taste so good.

And you know that every pound of this spread for bread that's made by craft and is called parquet margarine and tastes so good contains 9,000 units of important vitamin A. Well, and listen to more good news.

This nourishing spread for bread that's made by craft and is called parquet margarine and tastes so good and contains vitamin A, also is one of the most economical energy foods you can buy. So, enough said, tomorrow ask your dealer for delicious nourishing parquet.

P-A-R-K-A-Y, parquet margarine made by craft. Let us turn now to the busy world of industry and finance.

The equivalent last week was eager, bumbling, Doc Martin Pigilders' leave, one time water commissioner and prospective mouse trap tycoon. The reason he and his partner, Piver McGee, envisioned a rosy future in a post-war world of mice and millions.

Well, time marches on and guilders leave, forge us ahead with plans for the manufacture of McGee's plastic mouse trap. We find him not dinnert disgusting those plans with his legal counsel, Judge Hooker, present also, or his niece, Marjorie, and nephew Leroy.

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