Lonely Gildy

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How goes it with our hero at the end of a long, hot summer? Well, we find him sitting in his shirt sleeves on the front porch with his home and summer field, quietly for sparring.

He's alone, with birdie on her vacation, as nephew Leroy at camp, his niece, Marjorie, his niece Marjorie, visiting friends, and so having eaten an inadequate suffer prepared by himself and feeling the need for human companionship, he sees his old friend Judge Hooker going by and calls out to it.

Hi Judge, where are you going? Hi, Gailie. Now, is he talking up for you? He's sitting down, Judge. Take a chair, have a cigar. No thanks, Gailie. I gotta be running along. Oh, you haven't got to be anywhere?

I'm sorry, I have an engagement with a lady. Oh, horse, listen, stick around. Will you tell him what I'll do? I'll play cribbage with you. And you know how I hate to play cribbage? Yeah, I know.

Fortunately, I'm going to call on a lady who enjoys playing cribbage. That's how. Oh, Horace, wait a minute. What is it? I'm late now. How would it be if I went along with you? Oh, no, you don't.

You spend your evening and I'll spend mine. But never the twain shall need. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Bye, Gilday. All right, you old goat. You'll be sorry. Ah, ah, ah. Well, I might call petty bone.