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Campaign Officially Starts - Easter Show

The Great Gildersleeve · April 9, 1944 · 29 min · 4,790 words

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Clap presents The Great Gilder's leave! We'll take back as a part-game My Eternated Complete Line of Famous Party Food Products, presents Harold Perry as The Great Gilder's leave. Clap brings you The Great Gilder's Leave every week at this time, written by John Weeden and Sam Moore!

We'll ask the Great Gilder's leave in just a moment. Glad to our enjoyment of the Easter season, they'll be tempting breads, muffins, huckross, buns and rolls. Gold's galore served in millions of American homes, and there'll be Parquet Marjorin, too, adding its fine flavor to these vacant treats to make them taste extra good.

Fit for a feast or an everyday meal, Parquet Marjorin is sure to win praise from your family and compliments from your guests, because this craft quality spread for bread has a flavor both delicate and satisfying.

Parquet has a splendid energy food, too, one of the very best you can serve. And remember, Kraft fortifies Parquet Marjorren so that every pound contains 9,000 units of important vitamin A. That makes Parquet extra nourishing too.

So be sure to always buy Parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y, Parquet Marjorren. Ask for the quality margarine that's made by Kraft. We take you down to Summerfield and Summerfield's favorite son, the Great Gilder Sleeve. Things have been going well with Gilder Sleeve all week.

The local paper came out and gave him a nice little pat on the back, endorsing his campaign for mayor. People he doesn't know have been stopping him on the street and telling him they're foreign.

Even his secretary has begun to show a new respect for him. And so we find him now at dinner with his little family in a particularly jovial mood. Yeah, come on now. Welcome, Lord. Who have seconds here? Speak up, Marjorie.

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