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Sleigh Ride

The Great Gildersleeve · February 6, 1944 · 28 min · 4,623 words

The transcript of “Sleigh Ride”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast February 6, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Crap, then, the great Gilder Sleeves. Yeah. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, John. You also bring in the crowd for music. I'll have a good night with your tonight. I'm John. The great Gilder Sleeves, written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore.

Bill here from the great Gilder Sleeves in just a moment. Let's, for a minute, look in on a typical American family at breakfast time. Johnny rubbed his sleepy eyes. Dad's kind of grumpy, thinking about hard days' work ahead.

But Mom knows how to make their eyes pop open. She's hooking up a batter for pancakes, and soon we'll flip them piping hot off the griddle. She knows, too, what it takes to make those golden brown griddle cakes taste like the good.

It's parquet margarine. And, of course, if you need syrup or honey, too, but with parquet margarine for a spread, those pancakes are sure to hit the spot. Yes, this craft quality margarine really satisfies. As for energy, parquet margarine is one of the best energy foods you can eat at every meal.

Every pound of parquet contains 9,000 units of important vitamin A. So to start your day with a bang and ended with a smile, eat plenty of delicious nourishing parquet. Tomorrow by parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet, margarine, made by crack.

Now let's join the great gilded sleeve and see what's going on in his busy little household. Leroy, it seems, is in this fold. Nothing serious, you understand? It came over and rather suddenly, yesterday morning, just before school.

When he glanced out of the window and saw a few snowflakes prodding down. Oh boy, no! Well, I'm awfully right. You feed the puppy? Yeah, well today I've got a kind of a phony feeling.

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