Lawman, StudentMan

Thanks, you greasiness. Save a block. Dollar off coupons for advanced tickets are available at Paint Burger King. It's about 23 minutes after 9. DIE! The time has come to wonder what it must be like to strap on a gun to pin on a badge.

That become a LOOOOOOOM! Alright, you know you put on your extra special uniform because you're gonna be out in the public eye. Yeah, you hate traffic duty, but you do your job and they assign you to the busiest intersection in town.

Cause they know that when people see you standing there, 6 foot 2 and a half inches tall, 242 pounds of rock hard muscle, tattoos and blazing on your bronze dimes, they'll listen. They know they'll listen or die Well you said it in the middle of the intersection directly traffic everything's going real good until suddenly traffic stops to start to bottle up on you

Cars are backing up people are gaping and there you see it some jerk out on a ledge 15 stories off the ground Yeah, people being morbid as they are they all stop Try to fix back it up as they watch this goon who's threatening to jump.

You say to yourself, damn I wish that sucka jump already. He's clogging up my intersection. Nobody clogs up my intersection. But it looks like he's gonna hang it. He's one of the people that don't really want a jump.

Just want somebody to talk him down. You say, hell I ain't got time for that. So you walk over to your park squad car, you pull out your 12 gauge, and you load double art back.