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Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep51 Sense of Humor

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The Damon Runyon Theatre. Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon, and this one, Sense of Humor. Under tell-a-to-you, there is Broadway. Thanks. It is of an afternoon, one day in September, that I am sippin' in Mindy's, enjoying myself with some potato pancakes, when I am joined by a citizen who is called Joe the Joker.

Now, why he is called that is because he is very fond of jokes, on somebody else. But when I see him, I push back my clink, because Joe the Joker is liable to sprinkle something in the food just for a laugh.

Ha ha ha ha. Don't worry, Broadway. I don't play any jokes on you. No? You are sick or something? Listen, in a minute you'll hear quite a loud yell which will come from that direction right over the door.

What do you do? Plan a mind there? Hey, that is something I never think of. Broadway, that's a wonderful idea. I open my big mouth. I'll think of it later. Right now, keep your eye on Frankie for Rosie's.

Good-bye Joe. Anytime anybody plays jokes on Frankie, I leave. It's still, it's still, this is gonna be good. I hope you will have a nice funeral. Look, look, it's gonna happen. Boy, oh boy, this time I outdo myself.

You certainly... Oh, my God! It worked! It went boy, oh boy, what a hot woody get. Are you six batches in this show? Joe, I am leaving you. Frankie sees you and is coming over.

I'll let him, let him, it's only a joke. A joke like this can lead to lots of flowers. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shut up. Police face. Well, well, well. What a sense of humor you got, Joe.

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