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Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep29 The Bloodhounds of Broadway

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The Damon Runyon Theatre. Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon. And this one, the Bloodhounds of Broadway. And we tell it to you, here is Broadway.

Thanks. You know, at four in the morning along the main stem, what is apt to see many peculiar things? For example, it is about that time I am standing in front of Mindy's with regret the horse player.

We are talking of things, mostly nothing, when we hear something happening at the curb. Kirk. Oh please just a nightcap. I said no. Charlie it's only four. It is too late as far as I'm concerned Mr. Clay. Good night.

Oh wait a minute baby. I said good night. I guess she says good night Broadway. She does it with a great deal of gusto. I do not blame her in the least. Regret who is the citizen she does not wish any more part of him. That is Marvin Clay, you know him. Oh, yeah, he has plenty of scratch. Yeah from his father

Yeah, there is a guy like Marvin Clay who was loaded here is a guy like me who was the opposite Will you take his money if you have to be him? That is something I do not care to offer an opinion on right now Holy mackerel Broadway look at what is coming down this way from where I am stand

and then it looks like a citizen leading two ponies. Broadway, those things are dogs! Dogs? I never see dogs that big. It must be glandular with them. What do you suppose that strange-looking character is doing with dogs this hour in the morning?

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