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Surfin' Dead

Song · The Cramps · 1985 · 4 min · 395 words

The transcript of “Surfin' Dead”, an episode of The Cramps from 1985. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Cramps free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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He might have worked on a smile inside in the restroom mirror because it was perfect, an effort to generate a bit of rye charm in an uncertain situation with a good-looking woman. So, what's up?

He was wearing a leather jacket unzipped, which was good, and beneath it a canvas shirt. She got close and let him feel her smallness, her cuddliness, while her right hand slid along the handle of the knife.

I can't stay away from the Francis Austin thing," she said. I thought you could tell me about it. Francis Austin, he frowned, not what he expected. You're sort of stuck on that, huh? There was one light in the alley, and they were almost beneath it.

She caught a corner of his jacket sleeve and tugged him closer to the open end of the alley toward the street, but deeper into the dark. him, set him up against the wall, pressed into him, said, you were her friend. You must have some ideas about what happened.

No, I really don't. Not so much. She whispered, don't give me that bullshit. And she jammed the knife into his gut just about at the navel, and then, as she'd imagined it, pulled it up toward his heart, the blade cutting more easily than she had expected, and she put all her muscle into it, up on her tiptoes, using both hands on the knife handle. Ford swung his arms at

her, but they were soft and straight, like zombie arms, uncoordinated, shock with pain, and she moved around the men pulled on the knife, pulled it up to his breast bone, and then out. He slumped back against the dirty wall, staring at her, made gargling sounds, his hands stretching down toward the earth, and then he slumped

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