The Batty Bat
Song · The Count · October 8, 2026 · 2 min · 274 words
The transcript of “The Batty Bat”, an episode of The Count first broadcast October 8, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Count free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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In old thread-ruin, when I was led, our castle was cold, that we never were sad. We learned to be happy, we danced round the hall, and learning to count was the key to Or by counting each count I knew just where to start and one special step Stay close to my heart One two three spread out the cave one two three twelve round the door one two three left foot you swing one two three
3, 10, start to sing 1, 2, 3, love as your is 1, 2, 3, counting with each 1, 2, 3, following the Betty Bad 1, 2, 3, count 1, 2, 3, count 1, 2, 3, count 1, 2, 3, count would you venture to be doing the Betty Bad So now in my own castle I can enjoy this wonderful dance that I learned as a boy.
I see just how wise was my whole family. They taught me to count and so now look at me. I'm counting and dancing and I swear that it's true. If you do the same, you will be happy too!
Come, we try again! 1, 2, 3, spread out the gate! 1, 2, 3, turn around the floor! 1, 2, 3, left foot, you swing! 1, 2, 3, then start the strike! 1, 2, 3, loud as you blaze!
1, 2, 3, counting with you! 1, 2, 3, doing your deadly bad! One, two, three, go! One, two, three, go! One, two, three, go! One, two, three, go! One, two, three, go! One, two, three, go!
That's what me doing the back and back! Did you just see...
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