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The Flying Politos

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Action and danger. Hundreds of dramatic behind-the-scenes adventures are all part of the Clyde Beatty story. Here is the story of the flying Politos. What is it, dear? What's troubling you? You're my worry's showing again, honey.

They always do to me. That's what you get from marrying the owner of a circus. There's always something you're worrying about. I'm not complaining. I know, you never complain. Honey, why didn't you marry a plumber or a doctor or somebody like that?

What? And be awake in all hours of the night to fix a broken water pipe or a broken collar bar? I guess there's always something wrong with the other guy's job at that. Certainly. Now take the case of a night watchman.

Well, what would I do if you had a job like that? Well, I guess you'd have to do your housework at night. With no soap operas that listen to one of the radios? Oh, be silly.

Never thought of that. Now, suppose you tell me what's on your mind. Well, it's the flying police. Oh, I was wondering how long it would be before they became a problem. Then you've noticed it too.

All I can say is, I'm frightened of death every time they go on with their act. Yeah, it's timely quick. Yes, Clyde. They're getting too old for such a dangerous act. And I've got to tell them.

Harriet, how can I tell a couple of real troopers they're too old for the Clyde baby circus? I know how badly it makes you feel dear, but there's nothing else you can do. I know, I've got to get them off that high trapeze before...

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