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Borneo Devil Beast

The Clyde Beatty Show · 20 min · 3,410 words

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Hundreds of dramatic behind-the-scenes adventures are all part of the Clyde Beatty story. This is the story of... ...Borneo Devil Beast. Through swampy forest tracks that put a Borneo mountain range, the Beatty's flawed in quest of the most unusual species of monkey.

N'zalis larvatus, the crevasses monkey. After two tepid weeks so near the equator, which have this huge island of the Java Sea, they were almost ready to resign themselves to the fact that there were none of the long-nosed creatures about.

Good. Yeah honey. There is such a thing as a proboscis monkey isn't it? We wouldn't be going through all this if there weren't. Couldn't we just take home some plain old ordinary one like the Organ Grinder's use?

We could have made it safari into the jungles of New York City if we wanted Organ Grinder monkeys for our Fort Blaughter Dale Zoo. But darling, we've already sent a whole shipload of animals back from the East Indies.

Is it absolutely necessary for us to have one of those born-year-old Jimmy Durante? Sweetheart. We can't make many expeditions to this part of the world. While we're here, we might as well get a few of the credits.

Oh, I can see. As if those monkeys are stupid enough to live in a place like this, they don't deserve to be taken to a heavenly spot like Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I should have shipped you home from Sumatra with that load of animals.

No, it's your head. That's that twan. That's this twan. Well, that's Muda. Maybe he spotted something while he was scouting around. If he did, I hope it's furry and has a long nose. Muda, over here.

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