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15 ep24 Eddie Cantor Jack Carson

The Big Show · 1951 · 86 min · 10,066 words

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You're about to be entertained by some of the biggest names and show business for the next hour and 30 minutes This program will present in person such bright stars as Idiano, Eddie Canton, Jack Carson. Well if you'd have one Phil Foster Tommy Henry Martha Ray Evelyn Varden Meredith Wilson and my name darlings is to Lula Bankhead

National Broadcasting Company presents the big show Red High The Big Show, 90 minutes with the most scindulating personalities in the entertainment world Brought to you this Sunday and every Sunday at this same time as the Sunday feature of NBC's All-Star Festival And here is your hostess, the glamorous, unpredictable Toulula Bankhead

Good ailing, this was the week for spring cleaning I picked a very sunny day and went to the racetrack water cleaning And when I got home, I went to work on the house cleaning. I started with the medicine cabinet.

Hundreds of little bottles of pills taking up all that space. So I emptied all the little bottles into one big bottle. Sleeping pills, reducing pills, appetite pills, liver pills. I didn't feel quite right the other day.

So I shook the bottle up, took a pill, slept two days, lost six pounds, and woke up eating a chopped chicken liver sandwich. One chop ticker, a sandwich coming off. Mother Ray! One mustard on that sandwich.

Martha, no, I wasn't ordering. Hold your mustard. I don't want a sandwich. Hold your sandwich. Martha, please, will you be quiet? Hold your tongue, girl. That's better. What is this short oral character you're doing here?

Oh, didn't you know? Well, that's the way I've broken to the movies. You see, when I first went out to Hollywood, I figured that somebody might discover me discover me if I took a job as a waitress in the Hollywood restaurant.

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