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19 ep03 Eddie Cantor Mindy Carson

The Big Show · 1950 · 86 min · 11,798 words

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You're about to be entertained by some of the biggest names in show business. The next hour and 30 minutes this program will present in person such bright stars as... Eddie Kenton. Mindy Carson. Harry Cromo.

Jimmy Durant. Jose Ferrer. Bob Hope. Ray Middleton. Evelyn Barton. Meredith Wilson. And my name darling, the titular bandkit. The National Broadcast Incubari presents... The Big Show! The Big Show! The Big Show, 90 minutes with the most intimidating personalities in the entertainment world, brought to you this Sunday and every Sunday at the same time as the Sunday teacher of Mindshow Festival,

NBC star-studded five-night-to-week program extravaganter. And here is your hostess, the glamorous, unpredictable, Tullola Bankhead. Ladies and gentlemen, here we are in week number three, and ready with another program starring the biggest names in show business.

But it hadn't been easy, darling. When big names get together, you should hear some of the big names they call each other. One complains the other has better lines, and others aren't happy because the other has better songs.

And this week, there was even a ridiculously petitified over who should have the star dressing room. Well imagine, of course, that one, not darling, that's it. But being the great troopers that they really are, by the time we were ready to go on the air, our stars had strangled all that trifling differences and we are now one big happy family.

Yes, some happy family. It's a good one. Oh, I'm sure going to tell my agent a thing. I'll go through it. I was never like that. Oh, I'm going to tell you. Oh, these acts are all the loose again.

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