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Christmas at the Clampetts

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surprises they sure not deal. What are you looking for granny? Looking for the hole in the roof. That hole in the roof. The hole in the roof that snow comes from. By looking under it's all over the tree and all over the floor.

That's a hell of a hilly. You sweep it up before it gets to Milton and gets everything signed. Get roped. You climb up on the roof and patch the hole as it comes through. Yeah, I don't think this is snow at all.

It ain't cold and it don't melt. I bet you this is what they call artificial snow. I don't care what you call it. Get up on the roof and pass the hole it comes through.

Correct, yes, Romeo. Just Beverly Hills Snow ain't the kind that falls down from the sky. That's right. You just throw this around by hand. Beautiful place. Don't even have a snow puffer out here. And Christmas ain't no day to go away and pass in Beverly Hills again.

Hey, if I let's open the present. Yes, come on, Granny. Oh, you'll put me down here, baby. Hey, Yellie Mae, this one's to you from Miss Jane. Listen to this. To Ellie Mae, so sweet and fair.

Use this gift to have dry hair. Yellie, I like it. Go ahead. Hey, get your own hair. This one here is for you. Hey, Jim. Hey, it's from Mr. and Mrs. Drozde. What do you think's in it?

One way to find out. Open it up. Look at Power, it's a hat. Look at Power, it's a hat. My, ain't that pretty. He's like a rain hat. Yeah, this will soon up keep my hair dry when I'm walking in the rain.

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