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Help (promo)

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Coming this October to video stores, every interest to the high priest of the terrible goddess of Ka'ili. Help! Why was Ringo pursued to the ends of the Earth by a group of Eastern thugs? Help! Help!

And why was Paul threatened by a B-E-E-T-L-E? Help! Oh, stop worrying! Help! Help! Help! Help is on the way, it's the Beatles new motion picture, Will! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Seven new Beatles songs!

Help! Will John live to sleep in his pit once more? Will Paul ever get back to his electric organ? Will George be reunited with his ticket tape machine? And ring on. Will he ever play the drums again?

To discover the answers to these startling questions, be sure to see the colorful adventures of the Beatles! More colorful than ever! In color! In! Help! Help! Help! A united honest release.

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